I stepped back small but continued washing because dirty no dey fear me.
Na so the television screen suddenly turn black.
I said:
“Maybe e dey enjoy the bath.”
Then immediately NEPA light blinked and the whole house went silent.
At that exact moment, my oga and madam entered the house.
The moment madam saw me pressing sponge on the television like cloth, she screamed:
“JESUS CHRIST!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
I answered calmly:
“Madam relax… they no get sparkling klean for market, so I use watering klean.”
My oga nearly collapsed.
Madam held her chest like person wey see ghost.
“YOU WASHED THE TELEVISION WITH WATER?!”
I nodded proudly.
“Yes madam. Very clean water.”
Part 3 — The Sack Letter of Suffering
Before I could explain my intelligence very well, madam shouted:
“Pack your things and leave this house immediately!”
I was shocked.
I said:
“Madam why? The television is now watering klean!”
But this woman no gree listen.
My oga just sat down quietly holding his head.
Even the baby on my back started crying.
Madam pointed at the door and shouted:
“GET OUT!”
Na so I carry my bag, my slippers, and my confusion waka comot.
Till today, I still don’t understand.
If sparkling clean means very clean…
And water also cleans…
Then why is watering klean suddenly a crime?
Abeg make una judge this matter 😭😂
